My chihuahua from hell had some kind of seizure

[Dr_Liszt]

I heard that he fell off so I got up and went to see if he was ok. I found him at the stairs, pick it up, was hugging the little bastard when all of the sudden he starts stretching his paws and legs and got all stiff. So I took him to the bed and my dad and I waited for him to get it over.

Right now he is annoying everyone as usual. But still. Quite unpleasant.

[BruceSmith78]

All chihuahuas are from hell. Redundant statement is redundant.

[Dr_Liszt]

This one is clearly Satan's spawn.

[BruceSmith78]

Well of course when it's a puppy it's gonna be cute, but then it's gonna grow into a loud, annoying creature that looks like the love child of Yoda and Master Splinter.

[CashRules]

You haven't lived until you pull into a driveway in Mississippi and see a "beware of Dog" sign right above a chihuahua tied to a tree with a logging chain and a pack of about 20 of the rat bastards running loose. Then the owner tells you they have to keep one on a chain because even the family is afraid of what it would do to them if they allowed it to run loose.

[Blade Azaezel]

I hate chihuahuas. They're yappy, mouthy little bastards and they have no right to be. You could kill one with a swift kick to the head. A real dog has to at least be big enough that it feels like carrying a sack of potatoes. Anything else is a rat.

[Dr_Liszt]

What about "I hope he is ok, Liszt!" "Let's hope is not serious, Liszt." "He'll be better soon." You people are assholes.

[BruceSmith78]

When I read the OP, I got the impression he is ok, and he already got better. If that's not the case, then yeah, I hope he gets better.

[Blade Azaezel]

I'm just an asshole and don't care

[Dr_Liszt]

When I read the OP, I got the impression he is ok, and he already got better. If that's not the case, then yeah, I hope he gets better.

Well he is, but you know. You people are still assholes.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

When I read the OP, I got the impression he is ok, and he already got better. If that's not the case, then yeah, I hope he gets better.

This.

Also, I think it was well established we're all assholes well before this thread.

[Derived Absurdity]

I hope he is ok, Liszt