lol

[Derived Absurdity]

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[aels]

Sounds like a load of wank to me.

[BruceSmith78]

If my hands get pregnant, wouldn't I end up with 4 hands, like Goro? That might be kinda cool.

[Dr_Liszt]

Over here they start to grow hair. You end up with hairy hands.

[Derived Absurdity]

You're both wrong. Actually what happens is all the cum you wasted accumulates in hell, so the more you masturbate the more chances you have of indefinitely drowning in cum.