People keep forgetting that pedophiles can already marry everywhere

[Anakin McFly]

...to the kids they're attracted to. They just need to wait a few years. Whereas there are gay couples who wait like 60 years and still aren't allowed to get married.

And isn't the point of pedophilia that they're attracted (often exclusively) to children? Who will, barring rare medical conditions, become adults? So why would a pedophile even want to marry a kid whom he knows with certainty he would cease to find attractive in a few years?

Slippery slope arguments make no sense. >:(

[Ptolemy_Banana]

My favourite anti-gay marriage argument is the one that platonic friends of the same sex will start getting married to take advantage of tax breaks etc. As if platonic friends of the opposite sex could not do exactly that already.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

My favourite anti-gay marriage argument is the one that platonic friends of the same sex will start getting married to take advantage of tax breaks etc. As if platonic friends of the opposite sex could not do exactly that already.

Wait it's possible to be platonic friends with women?

[Anakin McFly]

As if platonic friends of the opposite sex could not do exactly that already.

But... people are already doing that.

[Ptolemy_Banana]

My favourite anti-gay marriage argument is the one that platonic friends of the same sex will start getting married to take advantage of tax breaks etc. As if platonic friends of the opposite sex could not do exactly that already.

Wait it's possible to be platonic friends with women?

Yes, it's what happens when they reject your romantic advances.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

My favourite anti-gay marriage argument is the one that platonic friends of the same sex will start getting married to take advantage of tax breaks etc. As if platonic friends of the opposite sex could not do exactly that already.

Wait it's possible to be platonic friends with women?

Yes, it's what happens when they reject your romantic advances.

I thought men were required to bitch about being friend zoned and completely give up that relationship .

[OpiateOfTheMasses]

My favourite anti-gay marriage argument is the one that platonic friends of the same sex will start getting married to take advantage of tax breaks etc. As if platonic friends of the opposite sex could not do exactly that already.

Wait it's possible to be platonic friends with women?

Yes, it's what happens when they reject your romantic advances.

Or when they're ugly/fat.