I just overheard my mom's conversation: I will die alone forever

[Dr_Liszt]

Because I'm not married by now. Nor I have someone, (according to her anyway) So I'm an old maid destined to live with cats. That is what my aunt said to her.

What is funny is that I'm not even that old. Besides the options here to find a good person to share your life with are extremely low, especially if you are atheist and feminist and socialist and anti-monopoly privileges in the economy/power/government/etc and pro-gay rights and tall and somewhat pretty and... you get the idea.

[Gendo]

Obviously you need to accept Christ and find yourself a good Christian man.

[Whitey]

We're not having any cats.