Hmmmmm...this looks familiar

[Cassius Clay]

http://fusion.net/story/184032/black-li ... hate-mail/

[Derived Absurdity]

“It would be well if every American Negro compared his position and opportunity with that of his race in other countries. He would find that in none does the Negro have the advantages the United States gives him. As justified as may be many of the demands Negroes make, they are not the only matter of importance in the world."

that one's my favorite

[Monk]

Shocked, shocked I say!