I feel all weird(er) and it's Disney's fault

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Goddammit. Only they could make me feel like I had a crush on a goddamned rabbit. I'd say it was just her personality, but she has fairly feminine curves (yes, I know the image is way to big).



It must be the hips.

But hey, at least I'm not talking about princesses.

[Derived Absurdity]

She seems to be a cop, so, fuck her.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

She seems to be a cop, so, fuck her.

Well, I wouldn't go that far with her.

[Derived Absurdity]

I would... if she wasn't a cop.

[CashRules]

Tits are too small.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

I would... if she wasn't a cop.

Now I definitely don't feel so weird

Tits are too small.

You really want bunny boobs?

[Cassius Clay]

Reported

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Reported

You know you want some of that sweet, sweet hasenpfeffer.

[CashRules]

Reported

Bigot.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Reported

Bigot.

Maybe he just prefers gazelles:

[CashRules]

Some of my best friends are gazelles.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Some of my best friends are gazelles.

Are they really your best friends, or do you just talk to the heads you've hung on the wall?

[CashRules]

I won't judge you on your cartoon animals if you don't judge me on my dead real ones.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

I won't judge you on your cartoon animals if you don't judge me on my dead real ones.

Fair enough.

[Cassius Clay]

I won't judge your durag if you don't judge my confederate flag.

[BruceSmith78]

There's a bunch of threads on the IMDb board for this movie talking about how it's gonna spawn a new generation of furries.

Personally, she didn't get me hard or anything, but I could see how people are attracted to her. There are weirder things to get off on.

[Cassius Clay]

Reported

[BruceSmith78]

The fact that you reported me just made me cum.

[CashRules]

Sexy female rabbit is the kind of thing I might have weird dreams about when I'm on Vicodin.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

There's a bunch of threads on the IMDb board for this movie talking about how it's gonna spawn a new generation of furries.

Personally, she didn't get me hard or anything, but I could see how people are attracted to her. There are weirder things to get off on.

The thread thing is funny & annoying because technically anyone with any level of interest in anthropomorphic animals is furry. So, just by getting cinematic enjoyment from this movie and Kung Fu Panda 3, I would be a furry by definition.

[Cassius Clay]

The fact that you reported me just made me cum.

I reported you to Jesus. Hope you're ready to explain yourself to the most high!

[Gendo]

Start at 6:20:



Or the short version:

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Start at 6:20:



Or the short version:

Yes, but whereas Lola was for some odd reason simply a sex symbol (where do you think I got "bunny boobies"), Judy actually has real personality traits and flaws. She's more human than some human characters.

[Monk]

Some of my best friends are gazelles.

/endthread

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

This is where I had to raise my eyebrow at their choice in animation:

[Derived Absurdity]

I raised more than my eyebrows.




I'm done.

[Monk]

I raised more than my eyebrows.




I'm done.

Get out

[Anakin McFly]

Someone shared screenshots of emails where Disney marketing people reached out to various furry groups to help them promote this film. I'd link it, but 1) some things cannot be unseen, and 2) I'm lazy to find the link.

also Rule 34 is going strong. There are already explicit drawings of the characters naked with human sexual anatomy, but I haven't dared look.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Someone shared screenshots of emails where Disney marketing people reached out to various furry groups to help them promote this film. I'd link it, but 1) some things cannot be unseen, and 2) I'm lazy to find the link.

also Rule 34 is going strong. There are already explicit drawings of the characters naked with human sexual anatomy, but I haven't dared look.

Rule 34 ruins everything, including trying to find innocent links.

[Anakin McFly]

Imagine all the kids going online to google the characters

One of my friends forwarded a picture she'd found of people doing sexy Zootopia cosplay. It's stuff like that which made the first few minutes of the movie very uncomfortable for me. I couldn't stop thinking of furries.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Imagine all the kids going online to google the characters

I'm strangely ok with this. But that's because I'm an evil bastard.