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Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:55 am
by Derived Absurdity
Holy fuck.

Holy actual fucking motherfucking fuck.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 4:57 am
by Anakin McFly
What's the best case scenario with President Trump?

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 5:00 am
by Derived Absurdity
Nuclear apocalypse.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 5:12 am
by Anakin McFly
What's the worst case scenario?

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 5:14 am
by Derived Absurdity
A Trump presidency where we all have to actually live through it.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:14 am
by Faustus5
Reminds me of when my state (MN) elected a wrestler after every pundit laughed at his chances. Except he was just an idiot, not a fascist.

Michael Moore was right: the public has just issued a nihilistic "Fuck you!" to the world.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:27 am
by Derived Absurdity
I'm feeling an odd and extremely unpleasant mix of literal suicidal depression and, like, clinical euphoria. Depression for obvious reasons and euphoria because... I guess this is the day where I have, officially, given up on life? Where I have just disconnected entirely? My lizard brain seems to think I already have, but my mind hasn't yet, because it's still in shock.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:47 am
by Blade Azaezel
I blame third party voters

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:07 am
by phe_de
People get the government they deserve.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:12 am
by Derived Absurdity
Blade Azaezel wrote:I blame third party voters
Um... are you kidding? Third party got barely any votes.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:13 am
by Anakin McFly
@DA - Feeling something similar. Anything can happen now. Anything. It's extremely terrifying and yet also weirdly exciting. Like if someone announced that a huge alien spaceship just appeared and is about to blow up the planet.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:14 am
by Anakin McFly
Hillary would have won Wisconsin, Michigan, Florida and Pennsylvania without Johnson, although that's assuming thy wouldn't have otherwise voted for Trump.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:18 am
by Derived Absurdity
Yes, exactly. We are in completely uncharted territory. And I do realize that's a hyper-privileged feeling, because I'm fortunate enough to be in a position to be able to feel anything except abject terror and desperation, but... I mean, that's how I feel. If I was a Hispanic immigrant I probably wouldn't feel elation or excitement right now.

Holy fuck. My head is buzzing. I still haven't even processed this yet.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:20 am
by Anakin McFly
The racist and misogynist trolls are already out. Saw a comment from someone saying he's glad that there won't be a pussy leaving a slimy trail at the White House. The internet is going to be even more terrifying.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:24 am
by Derived Absurdity
Yeah, I'm staying away from the Internet for... ever. I'm only staying in certain safe spaces now.

I'm keeping sane by keeping in mind that in about forty years the Singularity will hit and none of this will even matter.

Edit: tell them that Hillary got the popular vote and that it's only due to the outdated "rigged" electoral college system that Trump won. They probably won't like that.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:30 am
by Derived Absurdity
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Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:42 am
by Anakin McFly
Are there any bright sides to this?

(apart from the impending John Oliver episode.)

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:49 am
by Derived Absurdity
I just said nuclear apocalypse, dude. Doesn't that count?

But no. The only bright side is that the Clinton dynasty is now thankfully dead. Dead, never to return.

An actual response: there's some talk that many states are actually taking concrete, drastic action to finally end the electoral college because of this. Supposedly. So... there's that. Whoop-die do.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:51 am
by Anakin McFly
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/what-the-hell

I guess it's also going to be a lot harder now to deny the racism and misogyny in the US. Hopefully it spurs people to action.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 7:59 am
by Derived Absurdity
I don't know what people can do about it.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:02 am
by phe_de
Time for a classic.
https://youtu.be/TKAwPA14Ni4

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:29 am
by Anakin McFly
lol at all the people saying that people calling Trump voters racist are being racist for making everything about race.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:00 am
by Blade Azaezel
6 million people wasted their votes on 3rd party, as if it was going to make any difference.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:15 am
by Anakin McFly
lol at the comments about how while Trump is a successful businessman, the only qualifications Clinton has are "being a woman" and "fucking an ex-president", but that libtards apparently consider that enough to run a country.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:21 am
by CashRules
Anakin McFly wrote:Hillary would have won Wisconsin, Michigan, Florida and Pennsylvania without Johnson, although that's assuming thy wouldn't have otherwise voted for Trump.
Most Johnson voters would have either voted for Trump or not voted at all.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:23 am
by Cinemachinery
Save gas and water for the Thunderdome.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:45 am
by Anakin McFly
Ok. The only two people I know who voted Johnson were strongly anti-Trump, so it's likely skewed my perception.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:50 am
by Derived Absurdity
Polls said that Johnson pulled roughly equal numbers from both Clinton and Trump, but, uh, I think this election has taught us a thing or two about polls.

And in case anyone's wondering, I still feel extremely light-headed.

I'm going to go do drugs now. Lots and lots of drugs.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:57 am
by Anakin McFly
Allegedly 11,000 people voted for Harambe.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:58 am
by Derived Absurdity
I heard something about that.

And you know what? I still feel nothing. Just sweet blissful nothing.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:01 am
by Derived Absurdity
Apparently Trump's victory speech was actually good or something.

Whatever.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:27 am
by Anakin McFly
Yes, it was. That's what a prepared speech looks like.

How drunk are you right now?

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:35 am
by Derived Absurdity
I'm not drunk, I'm trying to get fucking high. Blissed out of my fucking mind. whooo

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:36 am
by Blade Azaezel
So Hilary got more votes than Trump according to google, yet still lost. 'Murica, sort your electoral system out, ffs.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:41 am
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Anakin McFly wrote:Are there any bright sides to this?

(apart from the impending John Oliver episode.)
The possibility the American people will finally wake up & see what "voting for the lesser of two evils" has wrought?

That's unlikely though.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:44 am
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Blade Azaezel wrote:6 million people wasted their votes on 3rd party, as if it was going to make any difference.
I'd argue it was the other several million who wasted their votes considering who won and who his competition was.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 11:48 am
by Derived Absurdity
i'm kinda worried about troy to be honest

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:47 pm
by Blade Azaezel
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:6 million people wasted their votes on 3rd party, as if it was going to make any difference.
I'd argue it was the other several million who wasted their votes considering who won and who his competition was.
There were only ever 2 options. Supporting a 3rd was just pointless. And yes, people can rant and rave about having to vote the lesser of two evils etc etc but now look what's happened.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:16 pm
by BruceSmith78
So, is everyone still alive? I hope DA didn't OD and kill himself, and I hope Aels doesn't actually walk into the sea.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:17 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Blade Azaezel wrote:
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:6 million people wasted their votes on 3rd party, as if it was going to make any difference.
I'd argue it was the other several million who wasted their votes considering who won and who his competition was.
There were only ever 2 options. Supporting a 3rd was just pointless. And yes, people can rant and rave about having to vote the lesser of two evils etc etc but now look what's happened.
There were only 2 options because we as Americans have been complacent in such a system for years. This only happened because we have been led to believe it is impossible for reasonable alternatives to succeed. Stein & Johnson only serve to bolster the two party system, not break it.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:25 pm
by BruceSmith78
Anakin McFly wrote: I guess it's also going to be a lot harder now to deny the racism and misogyny in the US. Hopefully it spurs people to action.
I'm not so sure about that. The people that deny racism and sexism voted for Trump, and are still denying racism and sexism same as always.

"Trump isn't sexist, he's just a man, you ass-ramming faggot!"

"Trump isn't racist, Islam is not a race, fucktards! They want to rape children and kill your family! It's not racist to want to stop Mexicans from stealing our jobs and our tax money!"

Etc

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:29 pm
by Blade Azaezel
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:6 million people wasted their votes on 3rd party, as if it was going to make any difference.
I'd argue it was the other several million who wasted their votes considering who won and who his competition was.
There were only ever 2 options. Supporting a 3rd was just pointless. And yes, people can rant and rave about having to vote the lesser of two evils etc etc but now look what's happened.
There were only 2 options because we as Americans have been complacent in such a system for years. This only happened because we have been led to believe it is impossible for reasonable alternatives to succeed. Stein & Johnson only serve to bolster the two party system, not break it.
The decision this year was too important to fluff up with a 3rd party vote. It's exactly what the UK did in our last election when everyone decided on 3rd party protest votes, and the 'Fucking Tories' got into power.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:31 pm
by Cassius Clay

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:32 pm
by Anakin McFly
@Bruce Nah, those people are a lost cause. I was thinking more of white liberals who acknowledge that isms are bad but underestimate how bad they are.

Meanwhile... http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/10/07/tr ... -confirms/

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:20 pm
by aels
BruceSmith78 wrote:So, is everyone still alive? I hope DA didn't OD and kill himself, and I hope Aels doesn't actually walk into the sea.
I only just woke up and I will walk into the sea because I am so heartbroken and angry and what the fuck. What the fuck.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:29 pm
by aels
Derived Absurdity wrote:I'm feeling an odd and extremely unpleasant mix of literal suicidal depression and, like, clinical euphoria. Depression for obvious reasons and euphoria because... I guess this is the day where I have, officially, given up on life? Where I have just disconnected entirely? My lizard brain seems to think I already have, but my mind hasn't yet, because it's still in shock.
I felt like that post-Brexit. It was like, woooo, nothing really matters any more? Zero Punctuation put it best '"There's a certain liberty in hopelessness, isn't there? 'Cause things can't get 101% fucked". I am really so sorry for you all. I mean, we're all going to suffer because of Trump but I am so fucking sorry for you and everyone else who is going to have to live in Trump's America.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:49 pm
by Anakin McFly
It was like, woooo, nothing really matters any more?
yep. It's oddly freeing; the kind of freedom where you know you might die at any moment when WW3 comes, and all that matters now is making every last moment count for something. hug your mom. smell the roses. watch the sunset. enjoy every last bit of freedom before the nuclear apocalypse.

Also, my plans for moving to the US are completely shredded now. Maybe I'll try Canada.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:10 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
Blade Azaezel wrote:
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:
Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:6 million people wasted their votes on 3rd party, as if it was going to make any difference.
I'd argue it was the other several million who wasted their votes considering who won and who his competition was.
There were only ever 2 options. Supporting a 3rd was just pointless. And yes, people can rant and rave about having to vote the lesser of two evils etc etc but now look what's happened.
There were only 2 options because we as Americans have been complacent in such a system for years. This only happened because we have been led to believe it is impossible for reasonable alternatives to succeed. Stein & Johnson only serve to bolster the two party system, not break it.
The decision this year was too important to fluff up with a 3rd party vote. It's exactly what the UK did in our last election when everyone decided on 3rd party protest votes, and the 'Fucking Tories' got into power.
Which is why I didn't go 3rd party. It doesn't change the fact that even if there were only two candidates, that they' were two of the worst in American history.

Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:15 pm
by aels
Anakin McFly wrote:
It was like, woooo, nothing really matters any more?
yep. It's oddly freeing; the kind of freedom where you know you might die at any moment when WW3 comes, and all that matters now is making every last moment count for something. hug your mom. smell the roses. watch the sunset. enjoy every last bit of freedom before the nuclear apocalypse.

Also, my plans for moving to the US are completely shredded now. Maybe I'll try Canada.
Just got my dad to agree that everything is fucked and we should walk into the sea. You can live in the sea with us if you like. There's no bigotry in the sea.

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Re: Holy fuck

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:51 pm
by aels
I know a left-wing Brexiteer who voted Leave because fuck the system, maaaaan, and she liked this post today and I'm going to have to unfriend her:

"President Trump. It's both brilliant and scary.
Brilliant because it confirms that the mainstream -- the political class, the media, the academy, celebrities, all of whom lined up loudly and slavishly behind Hillary -- can no longer shape the political world to their tastes. Their political and moral remit is severely diminished, and not before time. Brilliant because it will traumatise all the people who deserve to be traumatised: the politicos and observers and campaigners who have conspired in the profound moral disorientation and weakening of the white working class and other sections of society to such an extent that those people found themselves with no political voice -- they were "health problems" and "moral crises" to be fixed, not political citizens to be listened to -- other than the megaphone of Trump. Brilliant because sneering, dehumanising political elites find it so unbrilliant.
And it's scary because it shows that while the rules of all the old politics are over, and the authority of the old establishment waned and probably dead, nothing real or substantial has replaced it. That the answer to the brilliant question "They shouldn't rule us anymore, so who should?" is "Donald Trump" is both sad and tragic. And it's largely the fault of the left. Instead of providing some shape and colour to people's stirring feeling of exhaustion and dislike for the political establishment, they lined up behind the establishment, desperate to prop it up for another four years, even praising it as progressive and good, sounding utterly mad in the process. What turncoats. What uncritical footsoldiers for a dying breed of political authority. President Trump is their fault. When you see them crying today -- and they are literally crying -- do not comfort them. They deserve this pain."

Like, no, fucko, I know you want to tear down the system etc etc but the people who are going to be hurt by Trump are the people already suffering - the vulnerable, who you claim to represent. She believes in chemtrails too.