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Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:03 am
by Whitey
I was reading something from reddit about stupid things you've done. Someone related the following story.
"a friend of mine was dead serious and asked why don't wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired."
I've read it to her several times.
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Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:54 am
by CashRules
Have you made sure "pedals" translates properly into her fake language.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:59 am
by Whitey
Apparently she thought pedals were arm rests.
I asked her what she calls the accelerator and brake on her car. She said....pedales......
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Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:00 am
by Boomer
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:01 am
by Dr_Liszt
I'M SORRY!
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:07 am
by CashRules
Well, we don't need to pick on her when there are countries where the people think the hood of a car is a bonnet and the trunk is a boot.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:12 am
by aels
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:16 am
by Whitey
It's not our fault over 300m of you are wrong.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:21 am
by Whitey
I'm now informed that she even uses pedals on a piano, and to activate her dentist equipment. Pedales on everything!
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:24 am
by CashRules
I could have told you Latinos have no sense of humor...or souls.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:26 am
by Whitey
Oh she has a sense of humour. We've both been laughing at her for hours.
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Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:30 am
by Unvoiced_Apollo
CashRules wrote:Well, we don't need to pick on her when there are countries where the people think the hood of a car is a bonnet and the trunk is a boot.
Or that french fries or shoestrings.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:47 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
Or that french fries or shoestrings.
You mean freedom fries?
Well, we don't need to pick on her when there are countries where the people think the hood of a car is a bonnet and the trunk is a boot.
Meh - that would be far more effective if you guys didn't call "Main meals" entrees, ate things like "Chicken fried steaks" and still don't see the obvious merits in the metric system
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:00 am
by CashRules
Chicken fried steak is the greatest thing since the porterhouse.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:17 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
I actually like Chicken Fried steak, altho, when I do like it, I call it a schnitzel,
But if its breaded meats you like - nothing beats a good chicken paramiagana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_pa ... iagana.jpg
^Mouth watering !
As far as steaks are concerned, the correct order is Scotch Fillet > Eye Fillet > Porterhouse > rump
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:40 am
by BruceSmith78
I make the fuck out of some chicken parmigiana. Actually, you'd probably put me to shame, but I like to make it and think it comes out pretty good. It's my favorite home cooked meal that I know how to make, or at least one of my favorites.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:53 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
make the fuck out of some chicken parmigiana.
Well - I'd eat the fuck out of your chicken Parmiagana, its hard to get horribly wrong but when it all goes right - man its good.
I usually make it when I have left over Napoli sauce from a previous meal - Use think sliced smoked ham and a good aged cheddar mixed with shredded parmesan for the melt - always serve with chips/fries/freedom fries as a side and usually a Caesar Salad cos I like something fresh to go with all that fried stuff.
I actually didn't even know that this was something you chaps had in the states - its almost a national obsession here with pubs being rated by the quality of the parma's
Look - there's a whole website dedicated to it
http://parma.com.au/
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:07 am
by BruceSmith78
Well in that first link you posted, it says in North America it's often served on the side of or on top of some pasta, and that's exactly how I make it. Bread it with baking soda, eggs, and some Italian flavored bread crumbs (I don't really know how it's "Italian flavored", I just buy the fucking can that says that on the front), make my own parmigiana sauce with a recipe I got from youtube, and throw it on some spaghetti noodles with melted mozzarella piled on top.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:15 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
Well in that first link you posted, it says in North America it's often served on the side of or on top of some pasta,
and so it does, didn't even read the article given I was really just looking for a pic of a chicken parma (also because I didn't think you had them in the states) ..
Happily, the first pic I found (the one I posted) was an example of a chicken parma from a local pub (well - like 15 minutes down the road) ..so, score!
I use plain flour/eggs and Normal bread crumbs or panko (depending on whats in the cupboard) and flavour the bread crumbs with mixed Italian herbs (usually oregano, basil and sage) and some Vegeta cos I use vegeta in almost everything given its actual food magic.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:19 am
by BruceSmith78
I don't know why I said I use baking soda. I use corn starch. Don't think I've ever even heard of Vegeta. I thought he was a character on Dragonball Z.
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:36 am
by thesalmonofdoubt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegeta_(food)
^ this is the stuff and if you can find some, it's well worth it. Says its sold worldwide. Its really just a stock powder but its some kinda magic. Literally makes everything tastier. I use it in pasta sauces, soups, cream potatoes, mash .. roasted vegetables, roast chicken (oil and vegeta rubbed on the chicken skin ..and that's all you need to do) .. almost every savoury dish I make.
and - it also appears to be a character on Dragonball Z .. maybe some sort of homage?
Re: Liszt doesn't get why this is silly
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:46 pm
by Unvoiced_Apollo
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That is all