So there's a lake in my country that is contaminated

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:34 am

It's lake Amatitlan, has been dead since I was a kid, the waters are green, it's swampy and it stinks like shit because all the city sewers are directed there. (THANKS SPAIN!!!!)

So anyway, my vicepresident bought a 132 million dollar contract to buy a formula that will "save" the lake, which contains peroxide, which will probably kill whatever remaining fish it has. So..... the lake is now probably even more dead.

Which is sad since that lake is just underneath the Pacaya which is the most active volcano, so imagine how beautiful it would be to see the eruptions.
And Lake Atitlan, probably one of the most beautiful in the world is heading to the same fate.

So I'm a little sad.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:03 am

The fish in there must probably want to die anyway.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:54 pm

Yeah, if you go by the shores you see people selling you fish.

And it's funny since one of my classmates lives there and when I went there with my friends, she said "I'll prepare you some fish." And a lot where like "WTF? NOOOOO Thank you!!"

She was being serious. I have no idea what kind of people eat shit infested waters' fish.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 4:20 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Yeah, if you go by the shores you see people selling you fish.

And it's funny since one of my classmates lives there and when I went there with my friends, she said "I'll prepare you some fish." And a lot where like "WTF? NOOOOO Thank you!!"

She was being serious. I have no idea what kind of people eat shit infested waters' fish.

The better question is what kind of people try to feed other people shit infested waters' fish.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:41 pm

If you haven't updated your sewer system since the Spanish settled, that's your problem. Did you even have a sewer system before the Spanish?

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 5:46 pm

Blade Azaezel wrote:If you haven't updated your sewer system since the Spanish settled, that's your problem. Did you even have a sewer system before the Spanish?

Actually not in the city. Or maybe yes. The sewer system was updated during the military era. (SO THANKS AMERICA!!!)

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:24 pm

OH AND WE DID HAVE SEWERS SYSTEMS!!!

The mayans did. But then they disappeared and these lands haven't had progress or peace since then. THANKS SPAIN

The better question is what kind of people try to feed other people shit infested waters' fish.

They probably think it's allright since it's cooked.

There were people who DID want to try the fish.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:10 pm

Can we please stop talking about shit fish?

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:43 am

Cassius Clay wrote:Can we please stop talking about shit fish?

Would you rather talk about fish shit?

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:06 am

That's better.

Human shit is the worst kind of shit.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:15 am

I have wondered. Do fish eat other eat fish's shit? I think about it when I see fish shit on fish tanks, it's like "What's stopping them from eating it?"

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:57 am

I'm sorry, you haven't had progress since the Mayans? Says the dentist using a computer and the internet, living in the rich area of her town.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:10 am

Actually she's using smoke signals across the border to Mexico. It makes skyping kinda weird though.

OurGloriousLeader · Post by **OurGloriousLeader** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:22 am

Embrace your anger Azaezel. FEED IT

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:33 am

OurGloriousLeader wrote:Embrace your anger Azaezel. FEED IT

Did that a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:43 pm

Blade Azaezel wrote:I'm sorry, you haven't had progress since the Mayans? Says the dentist using a computer and the internet, living in the rich area of her town.

Nope.

Well having computers and internet and pretty buildings doesn't equal to progress. If that is the case. Brazil is soooooooooo progressive!!!

And also Qatar where being gay is against the law.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:53 pm

Are the computers and internet contaminated with shit as well?

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:18 pm

Some, yes.

Yours too, I've heard somewhere that keyboards are reservoirs for e. coli. Wash your hands after handling one.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:19 pm

AAAHHHHHHHH!

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:27 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:
Blade Azaezel wrote:I'm sorry, you haven't had progress since the Mayans? Says the dentist using a computer and the internet, living in the rich area of her town.
Nope.

Well having computers and internet and pretty buildings doesn't equal to progress. If that is the case. Brazil is soooooooooo progressive!!!

And also Qatar where being gay is against the law.

There's a difference between 'progress' and 'progressive'. You've experienced progress, you're using it now, arguably because of the Spanish. The fact you aren't 'progressive' is now your own issue

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:46 pm

They go hand in hand.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:46 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:They go hand in hand.

They really don't.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:54 pm

Yes they do.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:56 pm

No, they don't.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:59 pm

Sure thing. Let's just forget medical science, the moon landing, aeroplanes, submarines, the microchip and head back to our caves. Because apparently that isn't progress

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:00 pm

Let's worship the sun, eat human hearts to gain their strength and sacrifice animals to our various dieties, because that's far more progressive.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:03 pm

What makes you think they are not doing the same thing now?

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:04 pm

Whether they are or not isn't the point.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:05 pm

Is shit getting real? Dafuq is happening?

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:08 pm

I think there's a misunderstanding of the definitions of "progress" and "progressive."

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:12 pm

Ok.

Let's just forget medical science

Mayans hardly have access to medical science, they get access to their natural methods, because it's what they can afford.

the moon landing

Nobody that lives under those conditions gives a shit about the moon landing.

aeroplanes, submarines,

They won't even dream to get on one of those unless the go illegally to the U.S and get returned by La Migra.

the microchip

Yeah? They probably don't know what that is.

head back to our caves

They still have their rituals in caves.

Let's worship the sun,

They worship nature, they have combined their religion with christianity.

eat human hearts to gain their strength

Aztecs did that, meh, you have a point here.

sacrifice animals to our various dieties

They still kill animals they raise and herd. I'm not sure if they make a ritual out of it, but they probably do.

because that's far more progressive.

I'm yet to see the Spanish progress on those people. So far the progress was:
1. Adapt their beliefs to suit christianity.
2. End of human sacrifice which instead was replaced with genocide.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:14 pm

Okay, what are you even talking about now?

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:18 pm

You are the one who brought up "progress" on here while shitting on the Mayan civilization. What did exactly the Spanish progressed here? Or what progressive ideals did the Spanish brought? For you is medical science and airplanes.
Well... what remains of the mayan civilization has no access to medical science and airplanes. So where is the progress?

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:22 pm

Technically, I started by poking fun at you for complaining about a lack of progress, whilst using modern technology to do it

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:27 pm

I know. I was trying to irritate you too. But Cassius's post made me think you were being serious so I got confused.

Only like 11% of the people living in rural areas have access to modern technology, and like 27% in metropolitan. So I'm pretty sure it was going to fail anyway.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:29 pm

*evil laugh*

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:31 pm

Yeah... I should have paid more attention to the emoticons.

Cassius Clay · Post by **Cassius Clay** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:44 pm

I think there is a legitimate misunderstanding tho. But not sure how serious you guys are being.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:51 pm

I'm not completely serious every time I throw shit at the U.S, Spain, Norway, Canada or the entire Northern Hemisphere. Sometimes I just do it for the sake of throwing shit.

Post by **aels** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:55 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:Sometimes I just do it for the sake of throwing shit.

Reported for trolling.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:56 pm

aels wrote:
Dr_Liszt wrote:Sometimes I just do it for the sake of throwing shit.
Reported for trolling.

^ Oppressor.

Post by **aels** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:58 pm

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:01 pm

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 6:02 pm

Dr_Liszt wrote:
aels wrote:
Dr_Liszt wrote:Sometimes I just do it for the sake of throwing shit.
Reported for trolling.
^ Oppressor.

You should oppress each other.