How many of you heathens do this?

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Fri May 22, 2015 12:00 am

Sofia just informed me that she pours her milk before her cereal for breakfast. And that she has it with warm milk. I don't think I can deal with this. This is morally wrong and I won't stand for it.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Fri May 22, 2015 12:03 am

I don't really care about the warm milk, but everyone knows you pour the cereal first because the ensuing displacement issues.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Fri May 22, 2015 12:04 am

Exactly. I don't know what they teach people in the third world, but it's just wrong.

Post by **thesalmonofdoubt** » Fri May 22, 2015 12:26 am

Whitey wrote:Sofia just informed me that she pours her milk before her cereal for breakfast. And that she has it with warm milk. I don't think I can deal with this. This is morally wrong and I won't stand for it.

I'm with you - warm milk makes your cereal soggy and you absolutely have to put the cereal in first because of the displacement issues but also so that when you put the milk in - you wet the top of your cereal so you can sprinkle sugar on it and it forms a sweet delicious crust!

The third world is a strange place indeed

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Fri May 22, 2015 1:12 am

That's totally fucked. Milk is the best tasting beverage in the history of beverages, but only if it's ice cold. Also, you pour your cereal first, but I could forgive that transgression. Warm milk is unforgivable, under any circumstances.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Fri May 22, 2015 1:16 am

BruceSmith78 wrote:That's totally fucked. Milk is the best tasting beverage in the history of beverages, but only if it's ice cold. Also, you pour your cereal first, but I could forgive that transgression. Warm milk is unforgivable, under any circumstances.

^Has never had hot cocoa with milk instead of water.

Post by **thesalmonofdoubt** » Fri May 22, 2015 1:19 am

Unvoiced_Apollo wrote:
BruceSmith78 wrote:That's totally fucked. Milk is the best tasting beverage in the history of beverages, but only if it's ice cold. Also, you pour your cereal first, but I could forgive that transgression. Warm milk is unforgivable, under any circumstances.
^Has never had hot cocoa with milk instead of water.

Or a decent café latte

Post by **Islandmur** » Fri May 22, 2015 2:56 am

I'm from a third world country and we put the cereal first, then the cold milk over it, sprinkle it with sugar or fruits depending on our mood.

Post by **thesalmonofdoubt** » Fri May 22, 2015 2:59 am

Islandmur wrote:I'm from a third world country and we put the cereal first, then the cold milk over it, sprinkle it with sugar or fruits depending on our mood.

I'm prepared to accept that its probably just a Sophia thing

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:00 am

Pouring the milk first is a sign of mental illness. Using warm milk for cereal is a sign of demonic possession.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:01 am

Hot cocoa is lame. Just give me coffee. And speaking of coffee, isn't that what a cafe latte is? If so, you're not drinking warm milk, you're drinking coffee with a little bit of milk flavoring.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:02 am

I hate coffee drinkers. They rate right up there with cops and vegans on the list of people not allowed in my house.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:07 am

thesalmonofdoubt wrote:
Islandmur wrote:I'm from a third world country and we put the cereal first, then the cold milk over it, sprinkle it with sugar or fruits depending on our mood.
I'm prepared to accept that its probably just a Sophia thing

Yes.

It also has to be either Kellog's Corn Flakes or Lucky Charms. Otherwise I won't eat cereal.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:11 am

I can understand Corn Flakes, but there are about 1,276 brands of cereal that are better than Lucky Charms. The best cereal is Rice Chex, followed by Corn Chex. I HAVE SPOKEN!

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:16 am

At least she doesn't use orange juice.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:17 am

I honestly don't think orange juice would be any worse.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:26 am

I like my orange juice just if it's fresh out of the orange. Otherwise I won't drink it.

Dr_Liszt · Post by **Dr_Liszt** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:28 am

CashRules wrote:I can understand Corn Flakes, but there are about 1,276 brands of cereal that are better than Lucky Charms. The best cereal is Rice Chex, followed by Corn Chex. I HAVE SPOKEN!

Hmmm... I don't think we have those over here. When I was living in Illinois I had to eat Cheerios sometimes. It was not good.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:41 am

Chex are garbage. So are Cheerios. Corn Flakes are edible, but just barely.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:44 am

Everything is garbage compared to Peanut Butter Crunch. All the other cereals are like little campfires, and Peanut Butter Crunch is a brilliant supernovae. I just used the first analogy I could think of. Cinnamon Toast Crunch could perhaps be a bonfire. Fruity Pebbles are somewhere in the middle, like a burning car.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:49 am

You're close. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the supernova. I've never heard of Peanut Butter Crunch, but a peanut butter cereal does not sound appealing.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:50 am

Honey Nut Cheerios is the best sweetened cereal on the planet, true fact. Fruity Pebbles are for fruity people.

Post by **thesalmonofdoubt** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:53 am

BruceSmith78 wrote:Hot cocoa is lame. Just give me coffee. And speaking of coffee, isn't that what a cafe latte is? If so, you're not drinking warm milk, you're drinking coffee with a little bit of milk flavoring.

Well - it's a type of coffee - effectively it's a shot of espresso and a whole bunch of lightly foamed hot milk, like a cappuccino but not as frothy.
So a better description would be, you are drinking hot coffee flavoured milk more than the other way round.

Everything is garbage compared to Peanut Butter Crunch

Cannot stand Peanut butter - the best cereal in the world is "Kellogs Crunchy Nut" - hands down!

http://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/crunchy-n ... -null.html

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:56 am

If you try Peanut Butter Crunch you'll change your mind. All the other cereals are like little worms and Peanut Butter Crunch is like that basilisk at the end of the second Harry Potter movie, the badass Lovecratian monster thing which has slept in the dark for thousands of years and which can kill people with its eyes. That's Peanut Butter Crunch.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch can be Nagini.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:57 am

I wonder how you people even survive when you're so godawful wrong about everything.

Derived Absurdity · Post by **Derived Absurdity** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:59 am

I survive on Peanut Butter Crunch.

BruceSmith78 · Post by **BruceSmith78** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:01 am

Derived Absurdity wrote:I survive on Peanut Butter Crunch.

I lol'd

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Fri May 22, 2015 8:01 am

BruceSmith78 wrote:Hot cocoa is lame. Just give me coffee. And speaking of coffee, isn't that what a cafe latte is? If so, you're not drinking warm milk, you're drinking coffee with a little bit of milk flavoring.

Coffee is a disgusting poison that fools you into thinking it's good for waking you up when what it's doing is slowly taking you to your eternal sleep.

Post by **Gendo** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:11 pm

Break up with her immediately.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:16 pm

It's tempting, this has shaken me to my core.

Pope Bucky · Post by **Pope Bucky** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:54 pm

Gendo wrote:Break up with her immediately.

If he doesn't break up, that would mean he's keeping a Liszt.

Blade Azaezel · Post by **Blade Azaezel** » Fri May 22, 2015 5:32 pm

And checking it twice?

Pope Bucky · Post by **Pope Bucky** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:14 pm

I'm dreaming of a Whitey Christmas.

phe_de · Post by **phe_de** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:37 pm

I put fruit yoghurt on my cereal. And I eat it for dinner.

Whitey · Post by **Whitey** » Fri May 22, 2015 6:45 pm

I would check my Liszt far more than twice.

Pope Bucky · Post by **Pope Bucky** » Sat May 23, 2015 2:00 am

Whitey wrote:I would check my Liszt far more than twice.

I like hockey.

Boomer · Post by **Boomer** » Sat May 23, 2015 10:19 pm

Derived Absurdity wrote:Everything is garbage compared to Peanut Butter Crunch. All the other cereals are like little campfires, and Peanut Butter Crunch is a brilliant supernovae. I just used the first analogy I could think of. Cinnamon Toast Crunch could perhaps be a bonfire. Fruity Pebbles are somewhere in the middle, like a burning car.

Totally my 3 favorite cereals, giving the slight nod to cinnamon toast crunch. Every other cereal mentioned in this thread is dog shit. QED

vnufeld · Post by **vnufeld** » Sun May 24, 2015 7:22 pm

Cinnamon Toast Crunch has way too much cinnamon. It's supposed to add flavor not be the totality of it.

CashRules · Post by **CashRules** » Sun May 24, 2015 7:55 pm

Now I get it, DA thought this was the "Somebody say something wrong" thread. Now it makes sense.

Unvoiced_Apollo · Post by **Unvoiced_Apollo** » Sun May 24, 2015 11:29 pm

Special K protein. That is all.