How come when I make a thread making fun of Michael...

[Dr_Liszt]

it gets so little replies but when Michael makes fun of me everyone can't stop talking about it?

[Whitey]

Because I'm totes hilarious.

[CashRules]

Because he's from a real country.

[Whitey]

Brandon gets it.

[Dr_Liszt]

Because he's from a real country.

At least he's not from the United States of Corporations.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

Who's Michael?

Also...because patriarchy.

[Dr_Liszt]

He's Whitey, Kevin.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

He's Whitey, Kevin.

Who is this Whitey you speak of?

[aels]

If it helps, I don't care about you or Whitey

[Dr_Liszt]

He's Whitey, Kevin.

Who is this Whitey you speak of?

I don't know why I suddenly got embarrassed.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

If it helps, I don't care about you or Whitey

That's because you care about her AND Whitey? eh...eh?

[vnufeld]

I post on my terms.

[Blade Azaezel]

I honestly couldn't give a ploughing whoreson's fuck about either of you.

Witcher 3 entertains me now, you goddamn peasants.

[aels]

Is it good? I bet it's good.

[BruceSmith78]

How does it compare to Dragon Age III? I expected to get hooked in DA3, and within a couple weeks I went back to GTAV, Skyrim, and MLB the Show. On a tangent, I'm drunk as fuck.

[Blade Azaezel]

I was a big fan of Inquisition, also love Skyrim. Witcher 3, in my humble opinion, is better than Inquisition and almost as good as Skyrim...which is the pinnacle of RPGs as far as I'm concerned. I've poured about 45 hours into the game so far, just exploring the world. It is pretty massive. I love the mini game inside Witcher 3. Gwent. It's a card game where you build up your deck by winning cards from NPCs. Gotta catch 'em all. Combat is really easy, no button mashing. Plenty of missions involving moral grey areas and choices that come back to bite you on the ass. Good fun.

[Dr_Liszt]

I honestly couldn't give a ploughing whoreson's fuck about either of you.

Witcher 3 entertains me now, you goddamn peasants.

You are still under the impression that I care that you care that I care about what you care.

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

I honestly couldn't give a ploughing whoreson's fuck about either of you.

Witcher 3 entertains me now, you goddamn peasants.

You are still under the impression that I care that you care that I care about what you care.

Frankly my darling, I don't care that I got this quote wrong or about the implications of calling you "my darling".