Waaah waaah the government is imposing gay marriage into our faces??

[Dr_Liszt]

Why are the gays using the government to impose their moral into us? How dare they?

[BruceSmith78]

You would not believe the shit I've seen on Facebook the past couple days. Did you know there's going to be a Christian holocaust?

[Anakin McFly]

Just overheard a conversation about this in the office lift. Someone was pretty outraged. "And do you know how many people voted?" he asked. "Nine!"

Because it's apparently a good idea to have a majority vote on minority rights.

"Sad day," he added, in a tone that was more angry than sad. "Sad, sad day."

[Anakin McFly]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... 456&type=1

[Dr_Liszt]

People are fucking idiots. I want to make a sarcastic facebook post "promoting" anti-gay marriage just to see how many people agree with me.

I feel shy about posting crap on facebook, mostly because 80% of the poeple there don't like and hate me.

[Anakin McFly]

See, this is why you don't just accept every friend invitation you get. I only have 121 Facebook friends and almost all of them are awesome. Other people keep being aghast at how few Facebook friends I have, but now they're all complaining about the stupidity and bigotry flooding their friends feed. Mine is just rainbows everywhere.

[Dr_Liszt]

I kind of have to. Otherwise when you meet people at conventions they go like "WHY DIDN'T YOU ACCEPTED ME?"

And sometimes they are your teachers.

Anyway, after I move to England, I'm going to troll the shit out of the people and have them unfriend me instead. It will be more funny that way.

[Gendo]

This ruling apparently has torn the very fabric of time itself. Someone just shared a story about a for-profit business (NOT a church) is being threatened to be sued for denying service to a gay couple. All thanks to this evil SCOTUS ruling. Only problem is, the article was from LAST YEAR. Arg. Those sneaky gay liberals, messing up our past.

[Anakin McFly]

I kind of have to. Otherwise when you meet people at conventions they go like "WHY DIDN'T YOU ACCEPTED ME?"

This is easily solved by not meeting people and being an antisocial hermit. See the thread on how not to be awkward and weird, and do everything opposite.

Those sneaky gay liberals, messing up our past.

They're onto us. D:
Quick, hide the DeLorean!

[Pope Bucky]

This ruling apparently has torn the very fabric of time itself. Someone just shared a story about a for-profit business (NOT a church) is being threatened to be sued for denying service to a gay couple. All thanks to this evil SCOTUS ruling. Only problem is, the article was from LAST YEAR. Arg. Those sneaky gay liberals, messing up our past.

I woke this morning to a family friend's FB post showing the letter from the Hobby Lobby owner's statement intending to fight having to supply birth control in its insurance benefits.

From 2013.

[Gendo]

This ruling apparently has torn the very fabric of time itself. Someone just shared a story about a for-profit business (NOT a church) is being threatened to be sued for denying service to a gay couple. All thanks to this evil SCOTUS ruling. Only problem is, the article was from LAST YEAR. Arg. Those sneaky gay liberals, messing up our past.

I woke this morning to a family friend's FB post showing the letter from the Hobby Lobby owner's statement intending to fight having to supply birth control in its insurance benefits.

From 2013.

Oh yeah, that's been getting passed around off and on for the last 2 years.

[Dr_Liszt]

So these gays are returning us to the past? I knew this was an attack of progress!