Capitalism explained

[Unvoiced_Apollo]

http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/capitalism- ... 2&ts_pid=2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[CashRules]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:You_have_two_cows

[sikax]

Surrealism: You have two fish. But the harpsichord cannot be green.

[aels]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:You_have_two_cows

Okay, the Psychonauts entry made me snort really loudly. Well played, whoever wrote that.

[sikax]

This thing is pretty funny. Charles Dickens' is the best so far. And John Cage.

lol

[CashRules]

The Doctor: You look like you have one cow, but you actually have two.
##Christopher Eccleston: You used to have two cows, but you hated having two cows and hate when people remind you you had two cows. That said, all people will remember you for is those two cows.
##David Tennant: You grew up idolizing a man with two cows, so much so that you ended up getting two cows. Everyone loved it when you had two cows.
##Matt Smith: Everyone was nervous when you got two cows, but they turned out to be extremely good cows.

They need to add one for Capaldi: People said you were too old to take care of two cows but so far you've handled the job quite well.

[Dr_Liszt]

Mass Effect: You heavily milk two sci-fi RPG cows, then leave the dairy industry when people are hospitalized from the final glass of your third cow. When asked why you did it, all you can say is "artistic integrity."
Mass Effect 3: You have three cows, each a different color. Their milk tastes the same

Fuck artistic integrity! All the milk was the same!