So apparently David Cameron fucked a pig or something

[Derived Absurdity]

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I should probably be more skeptical of this, but for some odd reason it's not terribly difficult for me to believe David Cameron once face-fucked a dead pig.

From now on I'm just going to assume every high-profile politician has been part of some depraved secret society at some point.

[aels]

Well, you know, he's fucked a whole country


SATIRE

[Gendo]

This might mean something to me if I had any idea who David Cameron was.

[Whitey]

He's Ael's favourite politician ever, right after Thatcher.

[aels]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/wha ... .tpVxw4ay8
I love the internet.

[aels]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/you-w ... .iy1E43bKL
Porklife. I am ded.

[Whitey]

It's a shame that I don't think Corbyn will be likely to slip a reference to this in PMQ's this week. I want to hear a reference to bacon. Maybe a backbencher.